Independence Day Dinner

Step 1

Purchase a live lobster at the grocery store, being careful to leave the rubber-bands around it's claws. Admire this lobster, thank him for his future contribution to your health and...



Step 2
...shove it into a pot of boiling hot water.



Step 3
Celebrate this independence day with your loved one(s) by enjoying this boiled lobster with garlic butter, lemon butter, and wasabi soy sauces.